As we all know, students are more ingenious and creative than we might expect. This page is dedicated to noteworthy (ie. funny and/or creative) products of learners. If you have anything of this sort, you are more than welcome to share it! (myenglish[at]teacher[dot]com)
How about this one first?
The hijacker stepped into the pilot cock. (ie. cockpit)
Next, let's have take some examples when word tests go wrong. (The words on the left --either English or Hungarian-- were given and students had to supply the translation.) Sorry, you need to be a speaker of Hungarian to enjoy these...
freshman = fitt ember
freshman = új gyerek
letartóztatni = dragoner
támadás = fire
kozmetikus = cosmopolitan
plasztikai sebész = plastic ambulance
violence = erőszag
Any comments?